by Rich Seem Theatre Company
Written & Directed by Nick Lane
1882. Yorkshireman Thomas Crapper is given the commission to provide toilets for Her Majesty Queen Victoria. On the eve of the first ‘royal flush’ Thomas writes a very personal letter to a girl he hasn’t seen in over 40 years...
2012. At an old people’s home in Crapper’s home town of Thorne, Joe has the job of a lifetime on his hands: he’s got to get all the toilets sparkling clean in preparation for a Diamond Jubilee royal visit. Has he got enough Cif to cope?
A revealing, touching and hilarious account of the man who became Britain’s number one at getting rid of number two!